Weirdo Kid Keeps Writing Legends Blog Posts That Nobody Reads
For the past couple of months, the Legends blog has been populated only by articles from a very weird kid. Nobody knows exactly who he is, or why he keeps writing blog posts.
“I just don’t have the heart to tell him to stop,” said a Legends board member. “He should be doing PR but he does this instead. I think everyones just accepted it.”
When asked about future directions the blog would take, a Legends representative said, “As long as he keeps writing them we’ll keep putting them up. Will people read them? Probably not, but I mean, I’m not gonna tell him to stop. He’s weird.”
Disclaimer: This article is satire and because of its contents should not be taken seriously by anyone.